so you know that old nursery rhyme, one two buckle my shoe? ive written an inappropriate version:

one two, fuck you
three four, you're a whore
five six, get your fix
seven eight, date raped
nine ten, to hell again!

well now. wasn't that fun? i was gonna continue, but then i realised that practically nothing rhymes with twelve. elve, shelve, delve...that's all i got.

and now for something completely different. why IS american cheese called american cheese? and more importantly, what is it actually? apparently in canada its called canadian cheese. having never been to canada, i cant verify this, but its what ive heard.
but its like this weird wobbly yellow stuff that looks slightly like plastic and tastes a little like it, and it kind of scares me. i wonder if theres a word for that. fear of chemical cheese? faux-fromage-aphobia...

like i said, i need to get more sleep.

love and awesome
lilly lionised